Does Matthew Still Like Me?

1. we met (over text) (6/25/24)

2. we met irl (yummy food) (6/26/24)

   1. Decided to proceed as friends.

3. first time i went to your house (7/1/24)

4. i realized i wasn't ready for a relationship

5. did mundane errands with me (7/7/24)

6. calling every morning (7/9/24)

7. matthew added the automated responses to "do u hate me" and "are you mad at me" (7/9/24)

8. created shared list of things to do 

9. website launch (7/16/24)

10. matthew said he loves me (7/16/24)

11. first time i asked matthew if he was emotionally manipulating me (he says no so far) (7/17/24) (confirmed 7/26/24)

12. i confirmed that i wasn't using matthew for attention ??????? and that i actually liked him (7/17/24)

    1. and i also realized a bunch of stuff about previous men ive been into!

13. first mention to chingoos (7/18/24)

14. we become proto geef and beef

15. dress to impress :D (7/22/24)

16. i get deeply upset over something that he did not understand was a big deal to me and then had to proceed to convince me that he did actually like me for me but also had to first understand the issue which was also very difficult for him and alsol i got very upset and stopped talking to him and hid in my shirt and he had to also get me to leave the sad corner (7/26/24)

    1. i asked him what if i died and he saw adele possess me and then she absorbed all of my memories and started acting exactly like me, would he still like what was supposedly me (he says no and he would notice the ness-ness)

    2. an important skill to learn if u want a gf

    3. learned the term ness-ness

17. Rain wrote me a note on a cardboard box that ended with "love you". After my audible gasp she confirmed I could read something into it. 7/27/24

18. Matthew well and truly upset Rain. 7/29/24

19. We became boyfriend and girlfriend for about eight hours on national girlfriend day (8/1/2024)

20. Rain inadvertently made us bf and gf for another 24 hours (8/3/2024)

21. Rain pooped at my house for the first time (8/3/2024)

22. Rain shares her minecraft world with me (8/3/2024)

23. First trip together (8/6/2024)

24. First sex (8/7/2024)

25. i got really and cried super hard for a very long time but my namja chingoo was there for me! :D (8/7/24)

    1. And will remain there for you :D

26. Halfway through three months (8/10/2024)

27. We merged souls (8/17/2024)

28. Made her cum (8/18/2024)

29. Made a list of relationship groundrules to ensure we don't succ. (9/13/2024)

30. Made an emergency breakup plan so that we know we'll leave each other if one of us really sucks, but not prematurely or if it's something we can fix. (9/16/2024)

31. Had first successful and good (for both of us) penetrative sex (9/17/2024)

32. Had massive argument (9/18/2024)

    1. And made up (same day)

33. In the spirit of the original plan to not commit to dating until three months passed, we went back to protobeef and protogeef status for the minute from 23:59 on Sep 25th to 00:00 on Sep 26th. (9/25/2024)

34. Made it to three months, and decided to continue being together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever (9/26/2024)

• Fun to hang out with

  • Also fun to text, call, and face time.

• Funny

  • See also: good sense of humor

• Smells nice

• Good at snuggling

  • Warm

• Makes fun noises

• Smart

  • Goes to good school in hard field

• Likes me

  • I think Confirmed as of 12:02 on July 22nd.

• Beautiful

• Great insults

  • Kids not immune

• Creative

  • Makes fun art and amazing stick figures

• Very caring person

• Open to living in trash can

• Can't or won't suffocate me

• Closed to emotional manipulation

• FaceTimes me while eating Potato

• Very fun to run mundane errands with

• Good at napping

• Won't insist on going camping with me because she hates it.

• Pro-dog

  • Pro-pet generally

• Gives excellent movie / TV recs

• Picks the music in the car

• Very patriotic

  • Sings the national anthem when tired and also when not tired.

• Gives good fashion advice

  • Has good sense of fashion herself

    • See: dress to impress on Roblox

• Very affectionate person

• Clingy but in the good way

  • No negative connotations

• Says hi a lot

  • I get to say hi back.

• Doesn't die while driving

  • 🤜🤜🤜

• Likes animals.

• Good to kids

  • Even though she thinks she's being mean.

• Wants to get married

• Wants to have kids

  • Boy girl boy, but after living life as young adults for some time first.

    • Will adopt to ensure the order if first isn't a boy.

• Can easily picture spending the rest of my life together with her.

Haha, sike!

• Do you still like me?

  • Yes!

  • How much?

    • A whole lot! To Jupiter and back, then to Pluto (still a planet in my heart) and back several times.

• Do you still love me?

  • Yes!

• Are you telling the truth?

  • Yes!

• Are you sure sure sure?

  • Yes!

• Are you lying?

  • Nope!

• Are you sure you're not lying?

  • Yes!

• Are you mad at me?

  • Nope!

• Are you...?

  • Annoyed?

    • Nope!

  • Perturbed?

    • Nope!

  • Irritated?

    • Nope!

  • Frustrated?

    • Nope!

  • Furious?

    • Nope!

• Are you bored?

  • Nope!

• Am I talking too much?

  • Nope!

• Do you think I'm stupid?

  • Nope!

• What if you stop liking me?

  • I won't!

• Do you hate me?

  • Nope!

• What if you start hating me?

  • I won't!

• Are you emotionally manipulating me?

  • Nope!

• Are you sick of me?

  • Nope!

• Are you getting bored of me?

  • Nope!

• Do you like me less than you did yesterday?

  • Nope! I like you more and more each day, as shown on the graph below. There has never been a day where the amount I like you decreased.

• Are you sure you want to hang out with me forever?

  • Yes!

• Do you want to get married?

  • Yes!

• Are you going to leave me?

  • Nope!